Monday, July 06, 2015

Goat Simulator

OK y'all....this post is about the game Goat Simulator.

Here is a quote from their website, :
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Yes *deep sigh* this is a real thing. Why, you ask? I have no idea. But it is a real thing nonetheless. I downloaded the trial after watching the preview for it. Here, take a look for yourself:

This game is hilarious, and absolutely ridiculous. I have no idea what exactly about it cracks me up so much. I've only played the trial so my overall knowledge of the game isn't that high, but I do know that there are a number of challenges you can do. Jumping over an object gives you points, jumping on trampolines does, scaring people by LICKING THEM gets you points as well. Did I mention that this goat can walk up walls? Because, yeah. This thing does creep me out when its neck flaps around like a rubber chicken though. 

If you lick something, it can stick on your tongue and you basically drag it around with you. You can also headbutt vehicles and make them explode. There is a jet-pack somewhere your goat can fly around in until it plummets to its death or runs head on into something. This game is so weird!!! My son, however, thinks this is the absolute best thing ever. He laughs so hard when he plays it. Admittedly enough, I also laugh when I watch him play, its really funny, despite how odd a game it is!
Nerdy love to ya!

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  1. I LOVE Goat Simulator. The world needs more weird, broken, hilarious games.

    1. I have to admit, I downloaded the trial and literally laughed the entire time I played it. It was so ridiculous it was funny. Id definitely love to play more weird and random games like that!

  2. My story: I was in a work meeting in NYC, and we were getting all this stuff done, when suddenly my boss is like "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GAME IT HAS GOATS" and I am not kidding, the meeting stopped for like 15 minutes while she showed us Goat Simulator and laughed herself silly. The end.

    1. Omg that is hilarious! That game is sooo ridiculous, but its hysterical at the same time!


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